Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.