Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards