Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.