Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards