What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.