Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.