Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion