A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
He got suspended.
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
A: Leave it in the cow.
A: Milk and quackers.
A fangfurther.
reasons unknown
A woman.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.