A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Roast Moosmallows!
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
A whale with a table taped to it.
To get to the other tide.
A knock-knocktopus.
A humburger.
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.