Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke