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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)