A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
A: A mad scientist.
They moove
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
Kraut funding
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because they are always lion