How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.