How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P