How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.