How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!