How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.