How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*