How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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I don't know, check the post above me.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Because his family had stock in the company.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!