How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!