Fun Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.