Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!