Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

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Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.