Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach