How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.