Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile