Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.