Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What is H2O4?

Drinking

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.