What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae