At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Bag-in
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Congee-gal visit
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Bingo!
A: She wanted to rock and roll
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
About three fifths.
They're both only three fifths of a person
