Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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I'll keep an eye out for you!

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists