Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.