Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Because its a band substance

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Anthrax.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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A bible

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!