Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.