Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.