Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.