Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.