Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken chimp?

A: With a monkeywrench.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!