Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.