What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: