What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.