What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"