What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What man?

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.