How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office