How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.