How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.