How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor