How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.