What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod