What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones