Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...