Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Cheap Motel Jokes More Cheap Motel Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.