How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod