How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod