How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod