Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable