I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
The people miss Harambe.
A Brazillion!!!
Because he went crackers.
Because they have jobs.
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Because of the Nye Quill.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Bakin'!
