Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
The Soviet Onion
We're both constantly penetrating your mom
They can both take about 65 loads.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
His mum had been a wafer too long.