Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Are you having a crisis?
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
The cookie!
Because his mother was a wafer so long