Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.