Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.