Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.