Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long