Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Cry me a peninsula.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
The cookie!
His mum had been a wafer too long.
