His mum had been a wafer too long.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Get John Boehner to cry.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
They are both ginger nuts !
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.