Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.