Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long