His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Because he was empty inside.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
A minimum.
They are both ginger nuts !
Shortbread.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.