Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.