Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.