What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.