What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.