What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.