What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.