What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.