What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !