What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.