Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off