Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff