Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.