Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff