Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.