Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing