Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.