Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.