Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.