Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!