Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.