How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.