How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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In a mirror.

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.