How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"