How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.