Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.