I'm really sodie pop.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Konichihuahua
Ra'men.
Vote!
All are equally oxymoronic.
Yakuztics
You have to drop the bomb twice.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
HAEY, obviously.
Umami
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They go to the polls and vote.
You can't ippon a Nippon.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Neither can achieve an election
Shakitori!
Everywhere.
Obi Juan Shinobi
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
Well, that's the edamame.
Oshio des neighhhhh
J-Peg.
Because he loves miso
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
In bent-toe boxes.
An itssoroomy.
Don't be koi.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Samurais?
Ten Tickles
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Miso impossible
Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
A big wave
With erections.
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Parti-san
Rolls Rice
Bookkake
They ran out of san storage
You drop it on her twice.
Ka-ta-na-na!
Desuball
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
It was made of pranks.
Ohio
Crick"
Because he said he loves miso.
Snushi.
He votes!
Hiyooooo Miyazaki.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Tsunami Warning
Because of all the metal in their brains.
Goes better with their eyes.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Takashawa.
Baristas
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Because he had a cataract!
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Don't stop, bereaving!
SUPPLIES!!!
We abuse
Ryan
Kawaii Five-0
Shirenara!
Affogato"
Because not every cloud has a silver lining
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
A loli-pop
7777-Batman
He thought they said internet camp
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
The French flag.
It was a little over their heads
Soba Noodles
With a Geiger Counter.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Glamurai
My eye
Rady O'Gaga
Toke yo
a weeafood
He was sick of all its shiitake.
Miso sorry...
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Dump-ring.
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
My erection.
It's just too hard.
They have a large following!
removed
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
It twerked.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Most likely to Secede"
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
It's another chance to look up old friends.