Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Ba-dum-tss
Because he had no .
Iron Pirate
A loli-pop
Ryan
he threw out the W's
Because he had a crack addiction.
A co-Bra!
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
logs on to Wikipedia*
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."