Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Straight jack it.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
My eye
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
At yeast he's a fungi.
Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."