Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
You stink at telling jokes."
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
A pyrite!
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Ohio
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
he threw out the W's
Good buy.
Haaand eeeeeeyeeee
At yeast he's a fungi.
logs on to Wikipedia*
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."