What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country