What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.