What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball