What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.