Because of all the metal in their brains.
Because he was hung like this
An extractor fan
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Miso sorry...
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Mexicans.
Not Metal."