Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting