Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird