Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.