One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
They needed better anchor management.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
A clothes hanger.
racism has many faces
Because two Wongs don't make a white
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
The rest of her is cold too.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.