One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
They fight back.
An Insti-Gator
A crusty asian
He didn't like Chinese food.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Because he was resisting a rest.
He's resisting a rest!"
so he could flip the bird
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.