One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Light bulb.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
They'll always out number you!
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Like Tso.
Ching-Ching.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
He resisted a rest.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
so he could flip the bird
