How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity