How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.