How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."