Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Yours.
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Hella.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Two, as always.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.