Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Two, but how do they get in there
Two, as always.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
To hold up their pants.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
The Patriots
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
