Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
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I'm cured!"
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
A candle-nah-brah
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
None. It will happen itself.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
