How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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Cher nob'll fall out.

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Daeshcams

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Who wants to know

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We're on our sixth.

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Change !

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Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.