How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.