What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."