What's the difference between a lawyer and whore?

The lawyer can't guarantee to get you off.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

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Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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There are so much seamen there.

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A guard and hoes.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.