What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why was the lawyer home early?

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