What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!