What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.