What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.