What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke