What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?