What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.