What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.