What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.