Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."