Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.