Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.