Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole