Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.